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Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini

I'm trying to decide which is the most hard-hitting and pertinent news story of the morning, Gary Coleman's arrest or Alessandra Ambrosio pretending the ocean is giving her an orgasm. Dammit. It's times like these I really hate being... ...read full story


Michael Bay’s Victoria’s Secret Commercial

List of Mankind's Achievements that Needed to Happen (Revised) 1. Letting Michael Bay direct a Victoria's Secret commercial. 2. Harnessing the power of flight. 3. Inventing the printing press. 4. Fire. 5. David After Dentist. Video After the Jump... ...read full story


Alessandra Ambrosio poses for DT and other news

- Paris Hilton goes skiing with arms dealers which proves she's a biological weapon for the government. [Lainey Gossip] - Carmen Electra's leaked lesbian "sex tape" was really a viral ad. That would explain the lack of sex. [Drunken... ...read full story


Alessandra Ambrosio & Ana Beatriz Barros in bikinis

Here are stupidly gorgeous Victoria's Secret models Alessandra Ambrosio and Ana Beatriz Barros posing for the December issue of GQ UK">GQ UK proving once again the British have the technology to infiltrate my brain and ferret out what I... ...read full story


Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini

Here's Alessandra Ambrosio on a Victoria's Secret photo shoot in St. Barth's yesterday and it's almost impossible to believe a baby was once in there. Now, I'm not saying every woman in America should stop ordering ranch with everything... ...read full story


Alessandra Ambrosio drunken ass shot

Ever wonder what it would look like to stare up Alessandra Ambrosio's skirt while she's drunk off her ass? SHAZAM! It's like I read your mind. Also, I saw some other shit up there and, dude, that's your cousin.... ...read full story


Alessandra Ambrosio makes me want to buy bras even though I have a penis and other news

- Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo are back together. [PopEater] - Daniel Craig photobombs Taylor Swift. [Lainey Gossip] - Shauna Sand wears clear stripper heels to the supermarket. Of course. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW] - Suri Cruise drinks.. ...read full story


Alessandra Ambrosio redefines MILF and other news

- Demi Moore claims she's never had plastic surgery. Right. And I've never paid a hooker to dress up like Abe Lincoln Catwoman. [PopEater] - Hayden Panettiere is still alive. Midgety. [Lainey Gossip] - Hilary Duff is pulling diva... ...read full story


Gary Coleman must be broke as shit and other news

- Chris Brown is truly suffering for beating the shit out of Rihanna. I mean, he went to the club last night without an entourage. I thought we were done torturing as a nation? [Got your back, Lainey.] -... ...read full story


Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini

These are shots of Victoria's Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio spending Thurdsay at a beach in Malibu with her 11-month-old daughter Anja Louise. Normally, I'd say Alessandra is dead to me since giving birth, but I'm trying to turn over... ...read full story