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Oh, good. The Whore Parade’s back.

zurza — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 00:10:00 +0000

Apparently Joslyn James was the starting shot because several of Tiger Woods' mistresses are already lining up TV appearances to give their response to today's press conference/expressionless script-reading. Here's Jamie Jungers talking to E! News p ...read full story

Joslyn James had a press conference, too

zurza — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 19:40:00 +0000

Despite the fact her entire family is coming out of the woodwork to say she's a compulsive liar, Joslyn James and her attorney Gloria Allred held their own press conference today in response to Tiger's televised apology, according to... ...read full story

Of course they do.

zurza — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 19:20:00 +0000

To absolutely zero surprise to no one, Nike accepts Tiger Woods' apology. Via TMZ: "Tiger has apologized and made his position clear. Nike fully supports him and his family. We look forward to him returning to golf." Wait a... ...read full story

Tiger Woods: America’s #1 Golfing Robot

zurza — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Less than an hour ago Tiger Woods delivered a press conference with about as much emotion as a quarterly stock report at a shareholders meeting. Which let's be honest, was entirely what it was. Here are some of the... ...read full story

Tiger Woods: Prelude to Bullshit

zurza — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Not even the Teabag Terrorist can stop the Tiger Woods media circus that's about to unfold shortly. Here's what we know going in: - Tiger is on a "vacation" from sex rehab and will return next week. - Elin... ...read full story

Tiger Woods looks remorseful

zurza — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 02:05:00 +0000

"Damn, I fucked them hookers good. Now watch this drive." - Tiger Wood's Face, Orlando, FL. Scope Out (12) Pics of Tiger After the Jump Photos: Getty... ...read full story

Elin Woods wants nothing to do with Tiger press conference

zurza — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 16:40:00 +0000

Despite Tiger Woods' handlers urging her to, Elin Woods probably won't be attending his press conference on Friday that's already pissing off the professional golfing world with its shitty timing. PopEater reports: "It's hard enough for her to try.. ...read full story

Tiger Woods to bless us with his voice

zurza — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 21:20:00 +0000

Tiger Woods is making his first public announcement Friday where he'll pretend to have learned a lesson about whatever he did wrong. He's not paid to remember these things. People reports: "Tiger Woods will be speaking to a small... ...read full story

Tiger Woods is cured!

zurza — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 15:50:00 +0000

Tiger Woods has completed his stay in rehab and just wants to get back to making millions of dollars which, when you think about it, is what got him here in the first place. PopEater reports: Woods, who has... ...read full story

This naked woman says Tiger Woods will never change.

zurza — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 18:30:00 +0000

Seen here in the pages of Playboy like a good, credible woman, Loredana Jolie thinks Tiger Woods stint in sex rehab won't solve anything. Page Six reports: "He would engage in sex from 9 p.m. until the sun came... ...read full story