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Ashton Kutcher Isn’t Following Demi Moore On Twitter! OMFG!!!!11

zurza — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 16:15:00 +0000

The signs pointing toward Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore getting a divorce keep coming in. According to Page Six, he’s stopped following her on Twitter now because complicated adult relationships are always best-handled like you’re in fucking high school. On top of that, his alleged mistress Sara Leal (Who may or may not be the Read More ...

Sarah Palin Used To Do Coke, Black Guys

zurza — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 18:06:14 +0000

Putting her opposition to Obama in perspective, Sarah Palin reportedly banged basketball star, and more importantly to her fanbase, not-white guy, Glen Rice shortly before marrying Todd and becoming snowmobiling cokeheads. So basically the most believable shit you’ll ever read in your life. RadarOnline reports: The book, which is due to be published on September Read More ...

LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian Are Engaged (For Real This Time)

zurza — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 01:03:44 +0000

Disneyland: Make your next affair magical! After cheating on, then eventually leaving their spouses, LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian have decided marriage really does mean something after all and are going to give it another shot because, clearly, they both have incredible track records. E! News reports: Though it didn’t happen on Halloween, the recently divorced actor Read More ...

Elin Nordegren Says Pre-Approved Words

zurza — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 16:18:16 +0000

Seen here yesterday after signing divorce papers Monday, Elin Nordegren gave her “first and last” interview to People regarding her divorce from Tiger Woods that’s obviously been vetted through an entire gauntlet of lawyers. How can I tell? Tiger Woods himself gives a statement in it that she’s a wonderful mother and she calls him Read More ...

Oh, good. The Whore Parade’s back.

zurza — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 00:10:00 +0000

Apparently Joslyn James was the starting shot because several of Tiger Woods' mistresses are already lining up TV appearances to give their response to today's press conference/expressionless script-reading. Here's Jamie Jungers talking to E! News p ...read full story

Joslyn James had a press conference, too

zurza — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 19:40:00 +0000

Despite the fact her entire family is coming out of the woodwork to say she's a compulsive liar, Joslyn James and her attorney Gloria Allred held their own press conference today in response to Tiger's televised apology, according to... ...read full story

Of course they do.

zurza — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 19:20:00 +0000

To absolutely zero surprise to no one, Nike accepts Tiger Woods' apology. Via TMZ: "Tiger has apologized and made his position clear. Nike fully supports him and his family. We look forward to him returning to golf." Wait a... ...read full story

Tiger Woods: America’s #1 Golfing Robot

zurza — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Less than an hour ago Tiger Woods delivered a press conference with about as much emotion as a quarterly stock report at a shareholders meeting. Which let's be honest, was entirely what it was. Here are some of the... ...read full story

Tiger Woods: Prelude to Bullshit

zurza — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Not even the Teabag Terrorist can stop the Tiger Woods media circus that's about to unfold shortly. Here's what we know going in: - Tiger is on a "vacation" from sex rehab and will return next week. - Elin... ...read full story

Tiger Woods looks remorseful

zurza — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 02:05:00 +0000

"Damn, I fucked them hookers good. Now watch this drive." - Tiger Wood's Face, Orlando, FL. Scope Out (12) Pics of Tiger After the Jump Photos: Getty... ...read full story