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Lindsay Lohan legitimately invited to Golden Globes party

Despite the fact she hid her face with a hood and enough bronzer to make those Jersey Shore kids pop erections of envy, Lindsay Lohan was actually invited to the The New York Times Style Magazine Party and didn't... ...read full story


GOLDEN GLOBES: How many f-cking people were at this thing?

And here's one last pass through the Golden Globes before I lose my shit and firebomb an orphanage: Jennifer Aniston does a bang-up job of diffusing those Gerard Butler rumors by showing him her vagina on the red carpet.... ...read full story


GOLDEN GLOBES: Demi Moore stays home, bitches about her hair

While Ashton Kutcher presented at last night's Golden Globes, Demi Moore stayed at home because she was having "a bad hair day" and tweeted a pic of herself to prove it. Except one small problem: She's fucking Demi Moore.... ...read full story


GOLDEN GLOBES: The people who weren’t Christina Hendricks’ breasts.

And now for a look at celebrities who attended last night Golden Globes but didn't have stupid huge breasts like Christina Hendricks therefore rendering them dead to me: Christina Aguilera with her rapidly shrinking chesticles. (Stop. Working. Out.) ...read full story


GOLDEN GLOBES: The only part that mattered.

Those are happening. In the meantime, I live-tweeted the Golden Globes, so if you're into reading random shit in reverse chronological order that only makes sense if you're watching at the same time, holy fuck do I have you... ...read full story